Every year, my husband Greg insists on hosting Christmas dinner for his family, treating the event like a royal decree rather than a collaborative effort. He expects me to handle everything—planning, shopping, cooking—while he sits back and takes the credit. This year, though, Greg outdid himself, reducing all the work, care, and effort that go into hosting to a single, dismissive gesture.
It started last week, as we stood in the kitchen discussing—or more accurately, me attempting to discuss—the plans for Christmas dinner. Greg, half-listening while scrolling on his phone, seemed utterly uninterested in the logistics.
“We need to figure out the menu soon,” I said, trying to make eye contact. “Your family usually expects a full spread, and I want to ensure we have everything in time.”
Greg finally looked up, pulled out his wallet, and, with the most condescending smirk, tossed a crumpled $50 bill onto the counter.
“Here,” he said smugly. “Make a proper Christmas dinner. Don’t embarrass me in front of my family.”
I stared at the bill, then at him, my brain working overtime to process his audacity.
“Greg,” I said slowly, “this won’t even cover a turkey, let alone a whole dinner for eight people.”
He shrugged, leaning casually against the fridge. “My mom always managed. Be resourceful, Claire. If you’re not up for it, just say so. But, you know, I’ll have to tell my family not to expect much.”
There it was: the ever-present specter of Linda, his mother, the woman who apparently could conjure five-course feasts out of thin air. If I had a dollar for every time Greg compared me to her, I’d have enough to buy a private chef.
My hands clenched into fists beneath the counter. The old me, the one who might have swallowed my frustration and soldiered on, was long gone. Instead, I forced a saccharine smile and said, “Don’t worry, Greg. I’ll make it work.”
For the next few days, I played the part of the dutiful wife, letting Greg think I was genuinely stretching that $50 to its absolute limit. Every time he walked into the kitchen, I’d casually mention clipping coupons or scouring sales. Little did he know, I was planning something far more extravagant.
Using the emergency stash I’d built over the years—a little “just-in-case” fund I’d kept secret from Greg—I began crafting a Christmas dinner unlike anything his family had ever seen. But this wasn’t about impressing them; it was about teaching Greg a lesson he wouldn’t forget.
I hired a catering team to prepare an extravagant spread, ordered decorations that would make a magazine editor swoon, and even arranged for a live violinist to play holiday tunes during dinner. By the time Christmas morning rolled around, the house was transformed. Garlands of lights adorned the walls, the dining table gleamed with gold and red accents, and the air smelled of roasted turkey, honey-glazed ham, and freshly baked rolls.
When Greg finally wandered into the dining room, he stopped in his tracks, his jaw dropping slightly.
“Wow, Claire,” he said, clearly impressed. “I didn’t think you had it in you. Guess my $50 really worked wonders, huh?”
I forced a smile, barely able to contain my excitement for the evening. “Oh, just wait, Greg. Tonight’s going to be unforgettable.”
Soon, his family began to arrive, starting with Linda, who always seemed to walk into a room like she was judging a competition. She stepped into the dining room and froze, her eyes scanning the elaborate setup.
“Claire,” she said, her tone cautious. “This looks… expensive. You didn’t overspend, did you?”
Before I could reply, Greg puffed up his chest. “Not at all, Mom! Claire’s learning to be resourceful. Just like you always taught me.”
I bit back a laugh. Oh, Greg. You poor, clueless man.
As the rest of the family arrived, the compliments poured in. Greg basked in the attention, taking credit for the evening as though he’d planned it himself. Dinner went off without a hitch. Every dish was perfect, and his family couldn’t stop singing my praises.
When it was time for dessert, I brought out the pièce de résistance: a triple-layer chocolate cake adorned with edible gold flakes, courtesy of the fanciest bakery in town. Gasps of delight filled the room as I placed it on the table.
Before anyone could dig in, I stood up, holding my wine glass. “Before dessert, I just want to say how much it means to Greg and me to host you all tonight,” I began, smiling at the curious faces around the table.
Greg raised his glass, clearly relishing the moment. “Here’s to Claire,” he said. “For pulling off such a great dinner.”
“And,” I continued, my smile widening, “I have to give a special thank you to Greg. Without his generous contribution of $50, none of this would’ve been possible.”
The room fell silent. Linda’s fork paused mid-air.
“Fifty dollars?” she echoed, her eyes narrowing.
“Yes,” I said sweetly. “When I asked Greg about the budget for dinner, he handed me a crumpled $50 bill and told me to ‘be resourceful.’ So I took that to heart.”
Greg’s face turned crimson as his brothers snickered. His father muttered, “Unbelievable.” Linda’s expression shifted from confusion to pure disappointment.
“Gregory,” she said sharply. “Is this true? You gave Claire fifty dollars to feed all of us?”
“I… I thought she could handle it,” Greg stammered, his confidence evaporating.
“Oh, he meant it,” I interjected smoothly. “But since we’re being honest, this dinner cost a bit more than $50. About $750, actually.”
Linda’s jaw dropped. “Seven hundred and fifty dollars?”
“Don’t worry,” I added, “I used my personal savings. Wouldn’t want Greg’s family to feel embarrassed.”
Greg’s attempts to defend himself fell flat. I let him squirm for a moment before delivering the final blow.
“By the way,” I said, pulling an envelope from my pocket, “I booked myself a weekend spa retreat for New Year’s. Consider it my reward for pulling off this ‘lavish’ dinner.”
His brothers burst into laughter, and his father gave me an approving nod. Linda, meanwhile, looked like she was rethinking every parenting decision she’d ever made.
As the evening wound down, I let myself enjoy the dessert while Greg sulked in the kitchen, scrubbing dishes. That spa retreat? I’d already packed my bags. And Greg wouldn’t be joining me—not this time, and maybe not ever again.